Hello?
{iPhone rings}
Me: Hello?
Woman: Hi I'm calling to confirm a full-time student.
Me: uh…
Woman: Is there someone there I can talk to there to confirm that?
Me: I don't quite understand what you need.
Woman: This is the Institute of Technology, isn't it?
Me: Well, if it was I probably wouldn't have answered "Hello."
Woman: Oh,
Me: No you've called my cell phone.
Woman: Oh, I'm sorry. I'm going to go find the proper number to call and…
Me: {click}
May 22nd